"That's what I hate about all those motivational speakers, they assume everyone in the world was born with some marketable passion or hobby they can use as a side hustle, when ninety nine percent of us, all we want from life is to sit on the couch, watch reruns of old cartoons, eat day old pizza, and have someone next to us lazily fondle our genitals. 'Oh, if you want to write, write! If you want to make music, make music! If you want to draw, draw! All most of us want is to work less. Where's the motivational speech for that? Here's my advice; buy a gun, sell the bullets." - Jesse the Gunslinger
There are approximately five billion people in the New World, all with their own triumphs and tribulations, loves and losses, objectives and obstacles. From depressed fast-food workers to sneaky street urchins, uptight executives to chivalric knights, world-wandering luchadoras to badass bounty hunters. Here a just a few of them.
Corpos
Irie of the 97th Floor / Luce and Miss Havisham / Gideon Grundy / Beatrix Kincaid / Cassius / "Rosalind Five" / Galaxy Brain / Commander Veronachinka Czarinachev / Matilda "Blood-Swath" / Harry "Hard-on-Light" Ichi / Dula Arc /
Adventurers
Scooter Fabuta / Diego Koroveshi / Kitty Kitsune / Jesse the Gunslinger / Carolina Fiesta / Cheeks Nannerhaver / Jack "Jackrabbit" O'Lope / Big Susie / Rocket Nutstucker / Gigi / Lulianne 'Abuelita Lulu' Delarosa / Noua / Sir Dusk Sweetie Trunks Rake of Nails XIII of House Tabasking / Amy "Baywatch" Tabasking / Velvet Sensation of a Rose's Petals and Thorns / Saisei / Hellena Plutarch / Private Alvida "The Buff" Kuular / Sublieutenant Elsa Fedorovna / Shafee'a / Victoria "The Impaler" Singer / Alik Reddy / Kai Brentsworth / Varric Brentsworth / Billy "The Bully" Dozer / Bob / Knick the Purloiner / Kay Dex / Jeffory "Blinks" McMillan / Robin 'Gladhands' Gull / Lavender Haze / Tobias André Ilias Mateo L'erone / Honeydoo Melonmelon /Coarse Sand Upon Scarlet Hills / Canjoor Bar'agge / Foney, Oppai, and Shonsi /
Trish /
Criminals
Bandit / Alex "The Deorbiter" King / Crud Breakknuckle / Guts Grimglower / Crimson Marrow in Shattered Bones / Night's Kiss / Shifty McGillicuddy / "Brainy" / OPHAN / T2G-HDB2-C32 /
Funkle 'the Funnel Cake" Grimsworth /
Civvies
Rosie / Gary and Steve / Mr. Sqidgy / Zoe Schlongson / Knossian Shard id.0042.863.id "Why spend your fury on one world" /