Robin 'Gladhands' Gull

Name: Robin 'Gladhands' Gull

Age: 22

Race:Human

Zone of Birth: J.A.V Digital Entertainment

Class:Channel of the Personal TrainerInfluencer

Current Employment Alignment: Freelancer

Description: An ex-JAV porn star, Robin was eager to leave the exploitative industry of professional porn and go independent! After changing their name and financing a few augmentations, they set out to take the independent gender-nonconforming porn stream scene by storm! Unfortunately, however, being independent means you need to finance the sets, costumes, protection fees, and lube all by yourself, so what's a boin't to do other than work part time as a fitness instructor at the local milfs only gym. Take up lucrative jobs for seedy corporations? Sure, that too!

Personality: In a professional setting like on set or on the treadmill, Robin acts like a bit of a bubbly ditz, though not a full bimboi, as they're clearly attentive and come with creative solutions, just a bit on the impulsive and genki side. On a mission as a freelancer, however, Robin is much more seductive and flirty, taking as much care to be a perfect honeytrap or distraction, making sure to coordinate their agility with their charm and cunning

Abilities: Robin is known for three interconnected things: Incredible flexibility, a plethora of knowledge about humanoid kinesiology, and an ass that will not quit. What would have been a career ending accident was turned into a new fetish in robotic hips thanks to Robin's exotic movements, some say that somewhere in the two week long Nayaling gangbang robin managed to actually manage to simultaneously give intense ball-worship to one of the flared cocks that was spreading them apart. Much like a cat, Robin seems to always be able to land on their feet, and some say that tribs removed to autofellate.

Relationships:

Polycule - with a bunch of other competing and collaborating independent porn stars

Count Samen Von Wurstchen has come to make an announcement. Robin 'Gladhands' is a bitch ass motherfucker. They came all over my company's mainframe. That's right, they took their androgynous fuckin trouser snake out and came all over the mainframe, and they said they edged 'so fuckin long,' and I said 'That's disgusting,' so I'm making a callout post on the bounty hunting boar-

Knitting Club - a knitting club with the milves at the gym he works at.


Important Life Moments:

Robin first caught the eye of the J.A.V. producers when they performed the Maltese Hunter Cross Hunter, suspended in air horizontally with legs extended laterally, shaking dat ass all the while. A whole year later, Robin set a world record, getting stuffed with 100 Nayalings at once, beating the previous record of 99 nayalings all while having one less hole. After breaking free of the professional porn industry and breaking into the independent freelancer slash porn industry, Robin set out to do 100 jobs in 100 days, all while edging. Nearly getting off three times and dying twice that many times, Robin got off the moment the 100 day mark was done, causing $$100,000,000,000 in damages to Schwebenwagen Hover Industries server room, putting the largest bounty the corporation ever placed on an individual.

These sets of 100s did not earn Robin the title of 'Supreme Twink of the Century' like planned, but rather 'Gladhands" for the ludicrous number of bounty hunters Robin nearly immediately had to jerk off after the stunt.


Quotes:

"Hey chat if I put some cat ears on would that make me nyanbinary? I'm not a furry but like, what if I became a catboi as like, a joke" ~100 hours into 'the stream'

"So anyways, I told Agatha that just because she's in the knitting club doesn't mean I won't stab her. I mean, it's not like she didn't stab me in the back when she tried passing off my quiche as her own to her husband" ~10 hours after that at the knitting circle.

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