Name: Bandit
Age: 65
Race: Street
Elf
Zone of Birth: Sarajevo Seven
Class:WastelanderOrdinator
Current Employment Alignment: Rebel
Description: Bandit is a short, blonde, tanned elf with long unkempt blonde hair, very large breasts, thick lips and thick brown eyebrows. She also has freckles along her cheeks, shoulders, breasts, thighs, and lower back. She wears a floral pink micro-bikini in contrast with her white chequered bandana, leather jacket, chaps, cowboy boots and very wide brimmed hat. Her left arm has been augmented with a moderately high-end cybernetic, from which her Ordinator A.I Scuttle is situated.
Personality: Bandit is mirthless, straight forward and practically amoral, having spent the last forty years in relative solitude with only her pack lizard Chirrup and her A.I Scuttle for company. Her social skills are practically non-existent, and she's seen as crass and unwieldy by those that come into contact with her.
Abilities: Bandit is proficient with two handed weapons, mount and vehicle riding, and is deadly with her combination polearm shotgun. Her Wastelander abilities Chirrup's high level of intelligence allows her to speak with and issue commands to all species of Hot Dog.
Relationships:
Chirrup - Riding Lizard and forty year long companion of Bandit. Bandit has become fluent with Chirrup's purrs and chirps, and the two can hold hours long conversations of an evening.
Scuttle - The A.I that downloaded itself into
Bandit's cybernetic arm, turning her into an Ordinator. Scuttle is of the opinion that the world used to
be naturally green, ice used to exist on land, and fish didn't have plastic in them. This is largely
disregarded as fantasy nonsense.
Important Life Moments:
Bandit took a job in Burlesque, a red-light town on the outskirts of Sarajevo at age 19, where she was gifted her iconic pink bikini and her stage name, Bandit. Bandit drew a particular crowd through her personality of "tepid disdain" and "genuine disinterest", and most of her dances ended in someone being kicked in the face. By age 21 she had murdered three rowdy and aggressive raiders and -fearing reprisals- Burlesque exiled her. Since then, Bandit has been wandering the desert plains of Sarajevo and Ur-Um, picking up her adorable mount Chirrup and A.I companion Scuttle along the way.
Quotes:
"Sod off."