Name: Staff Only (Foney), Oppai (Oppai), Trespassers Will Be Shot On Sight (Shonsi)
Age: Young adults (none of them could count high enough to give us a number)
Race: Trash Gremlin
Zone of Birth: Nazzdack Incorporated
Class: Scavengers
Current Employment Alignment: Freelance
Description: This trashy trio consists of one female, one male and one who doesn't really see the point of gender.
The female, Foney, is the oldest of the bunch (by a whole 12 seconds, no less). She taller than other two, and sports a hair-like patch of longer fur between her two upward-pointing ears. She covers herself with a rudimentary tabard, and wears an old bandage on her arm. The bandage isn't covering a cut or anything; she just figured out that people give her more food if they think she's injured.
The male is called Oppai.
He has a hat. This makes him the leader.
He's the smallest of the group, which only makes his beanie and oversized old turtleneck sweater look even bigger on him. He carries a spear that he fashioned from a sharpened shard of metal, a broom handle, and some electrical tape.
The ungendered member is named Shonsi. Their perpetual crouch makes them look very short, but they're actually only slightly smaller than Foney. As they find that any larger garments get caught on stuff and get destroyed quickly, they only wear a scarf and loincloth. They carry two small knives that they stole from a street kitchen.
Personality: To a casual observer, these three are what most would call typical trash gremlins; unruly, antisocial and scatterbrained pests that scamper about in alleys and gutters to avoid the gaze of wider society. However, upon closer inspection, the trio is much more than that.
As they have spent their whole lives together and helped each other survive, they share a strong bond that would be hard to find in other groups of people. While they know better than to trust each other to act in the interests of the group, they CAN trust that each member knows exactly what the others are going to do in any given situation.
Abilities: While all are great at getting around unnoticed, each member of the group possesses individual talents that work wonders when used in conjunction with their siblings'.
Foney is excellent at drawing and keeping people's attention, Oppai's eyesight and hearing are incredibly sharp, and Shonsi is extremely proficient in the art of stabbing things.
Relationships:
Trash Gremlin Gangs - While they aren't a part of one themselves, the trio have close connections to a number of trash gremlin gangs around Nazzdack after working and trading with them on various occasions.
Important Life Moments:
These three were born in the same litter. There were a couple of others, but they probably died or something.
Growing up on the streets of Nazzdack Incorporated, they figured out a neat little system of getting what they want. Oppai surveys an area for potential targets, usually for adventuring parties getting supplies. Once he finds a mark, Foney puts on an her cutest face and heads over to distract them by acting playfully or pretending to be injured. While she does this, Shonsi circles round behind them and steals anything that isn't strapped on.
Quotes:
"5 second rule don't exist when yer mouth is dirtier than the floor."
"So get this. If ya gargle soap so yer mouth gets all foamy, people get real scared for some reason. Buncha idiots if ya ask me!"
"People like to talk shit, but shut up real fast when ya remind them that yer teeth are perfectly level with their crotch."