Personality Traits, Ideals, Bonds and Flaws

Who you are, for better and worse.

Personality Traits

1. I'm too blessed to be stressed.
2. I've had a taste of executive life. This trash gremlin shit ain't it, chief.
3. I am the biggest simp for this week's top sexlympian.
4. I can't resist a gacha spin, even when the odds are ungodly.
5. I own a cat.
6. I'm always on the hunt for the e-girl/boi of my dreams.
7. There's a meme for every situation, and I know them all.
8. I'm the head editor of my favourite show's wiki, and I make sure everyone knows it.
9. I will dive through the most ungodly dumpster to snag thrown-away swag.
10. I'm pretty famous in these parts, and that was no mistake. I'm always surprised to discover someone isn't one of my subscribers.
11. I've been online so long that I rarely speak, preferring text and emotes.
12. I am utterly baked, especially in the face of disaster.
13. People often tell me to touch grass.
14. Everyone has my respect by default, but once it's lost, it's lost.
15. I have no time for wealthy or well-mannered people. Money and manners won't save you from a hungry kaiju.
16. I live that workin' for the weekends lifestyle.
17. I use wikis more than my bed.
18. I know how to outsource my work to some other schmuck.
19. I love proving that New World tech still folds to Old School Muscle.
20. All my old friends were corp-assigned, and now I'm not sure how to make new ones.
21. I don't trust anyone until I've met their family, seen their genetic code and scoured their browser history.
22. My guilty pleasure is those TV shows where the detective is psychic, or from the future, or a werewolf. I like to pretend I'm a psychic time-travelling werewolf detective.
23. I occasionally partake in the sort of herbal teas and brownies that make me ask silly philosophical questions and stuff my face with cheese puffs.
24. For some reason my parent's technocult thought an ancient air conditioner repair manual was holy scripture. I can quote every goddamn line of it.
25. I believe (or disbelieve) every single 'science fact' that people turn up that disproves (or proves) what I was taught in corpo-school.
26. I've spent so long sitting at a desk I say "lol" instead of laughing.
27. I got nine different fandom licenses, I can go to every convention
28. The guild-master for my fantasy erotic role-playing community is quite insightful, when their mouth isn't full. I like to quote them in apt situations.
29. undercity folks adore me for my polite and sensible use of data
30. I can check someone out without worrying if it's appropriate to the situation or not.
31. I took the dive in the tank for too long, I still see 'The Face Behind the Code.'
32. I speak in mostly cheap-hacker movie lingo and gamer tongue.
33. Sewage drainage pipes are considered sanitary compared to my vocabulary.
34. The Beastfolk call me 'cousin'
35. I once fucked twenty-five gobbos to solve a dispute between two gangs. I'll do it again.
36. I have this fanfiction I wrote, and love to discuss it.
37. Literally all of my creds go towards making myself look like a fucking pimp.
38. I am upsettingly aware that, at the heart of corporate greed, gang warfare, and bandit violence, are people just like you and me.
39. I can find common ground between the fiercest enemies, empathizing with them and always working toward peace.
40. I have a joke for every occasion, especially occasions where humor is inappropriate.
41. Flattery is my preferred trick for getting what I want.
42. I lie about almost everything, even when there's no good reason to.
43. Sarcasm and insults are my weapons of choice.
44. I pocket anything I see that might have some value.
45. I always have a plan for what to do when things go wrong.
46. I am always calm, no matter what the situation. I never raise my voice or let my emotions control me.
47. The first thing I do in a new place is note the locations of everything valuable--or where such things could be hidden.
48. I would rather make a new friend than a new enemy.
49. I don't pay attention to the risks in a situation. Never tell me the odds.
50. The best way to get me to do something is to tell me I can't do it.
51. I blow up at the slightest insult.
52. I know a story relevant to almost every situation.
53. Whenever I come to a new place, I collect local rumors and spread gossip.
54. Nobody stays angry at me or around me for long, since I can defuse any amount of tension.
55. I love a good insult, even one directed at me.
56. I get bitter if I'm not the center of attention.
57. I'll settle for nothing less than perfection.
58. I change my mood or my mind as quickly as I change key in a song.
59. I judge people by their actions, not their words.
60. If someone is in trouble, I'm always willing to lend help.
61. When I set my mind to something, I follow through no matter what gets in my way.
62. I have a strong sense of fair play and always try to find the most equitable solution to arguments.
63. I'm confident in my own abilities and do what I can to instill confidence in others.
64. Thinking is for other people. I prefer action.
65. I misuse long words in an attempt to sound smarter.
66. I get bored easily. When am I going to get on with my destiny?
67. I believe that everything worth doing is worth doing right. I can't help it--I'm a perfectionist.
68. I'm a snob who looks down on those who can't appreciate fine art.
69. I always want to know how things work and what makes people tick.
70. I'm rude to people who lack my commitment to hard work and fair play.
71. I feel tremendous empathy for all who suffer.
72. I'm oblivious to etiquette and social expectations.
73. I connect everything that happens to me to a grand cosmic plan.
74. My eloquent flattery makes everyone I talk to feel like the most wonderful and important person in the world.
75. I take great pains to always look my best and follow the latest fashions.
76. I don't like to get my hands dirty, and I won't be caught dead in unsuitable accommodations.
77. If you do me an injury, I will crush you, ruin your name, and salt your fields.
78. I'm driven by a wanderlust that led me away from home.
79. I watch over my friends as if they were a litter of newborn pups.
80. I have a lesson for every situation, drawn from observing nature.
81. I'm always picking things up, absently fiddling with them, and sometimes accidentally breaking them.
82. I use polysyllabic words to convey the impression of great erudition.
83. I've read every book in the world's greatest libraries--or like to boast that I have.
84. I'm used to helping out those who aren't as smart as I am, and I patiently explain anything and everything to others.
85. There's nothing I like more than a good mystery.
86. I'm willing to listen to every side of an argument before I make my own judgment.
87. I...speak...slowly...when talking...to idiots...which...almost...everyone...is...compared...to me.
88. I am horribly, horribly awkward in social situations.
89. I'm convinced that people are always trying to steal my secrets.
90. My friends know they can rely on me, no matter what.
91. I enjoy sailing into new ports and making new friends over a flagon of ale.
92. I stretch the truth for the sake of a good story.
93. To me, a tavern brawl is a nice way to get to know a new city.
94. I never pass up a friendly wager.
95. I'm always polite and respectful.
96. I'm full of inspiring and cautionary tales from my military experience relevant to almost every combat situation.
97. I have a crude sense of humor.
98. I face problems head-on. A simple direct solution is the best path to success.
99. I hide scraps of food and trinkets away in my pockets.
100. I like to squeeze into small places where no one else can get to me.
101. I sleep with my back to a wall or tree, with everything I own wrapped in a bundle in my arms.
102. I eat like a pig and have bad manners.
103. I think anyone who's nice to me is hiding evil intent.
104. I don't like to bathe.
105. I bluntly say what other people are hinting or hiding.

Ideals

Rebel

1. Charity: I support my local bums, drifters and trash gremlins.
2. Freedom. Contracts, as well as those who make them, must come to an end.
3. Retribution. The execs need to be shown what life and death are like in the undercity.
4. Freedom: The desert is freedom--corps can't handle the heat in those stupid suits
5. Nature. Nothing is more spiritually fulfilling than hemp and dirty feet.
6. Greater Good. We gotta look out for our neighbourhood, even if it puts us in danger.
7. Redemption. Even corpo-fuckers aren't ALL bad, even the worst of them can turn over a new leaf.
8. Respect: It shouldn't matter if you're pushing a mop or running a board room: Nobody's Perfect
9. Creativity. There's plenty of niches that haven't been filled yet, provided you know where to look.
10. Charity. The higher-ups have plenty of creds to go around, and I'm gonna help them share.
11. Freedom: A penthouse isn't a castle and a VIP badge isn't a crown. The corporations shouldn't be our kings.
12. Community. We have to take care of each other, because no one else is going to do it.
13. Freedom. Everyone should be free to pursue their livelihood.
14. No Limits. Sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll should be the default state of being.
15. Change. We live in a society.
16. Greater Good. Our lot is to lay down our lives in defence of others.
17. Power. If I can attain more power, no one will tell me what to do.
18. Greater Good. My gifts are meant to be shared with all, not used for my own benefit.

Freelancer

1. Independence. Senpai in the streets, hentai in the sheets.
2. Honor. A man's got to have a code.
3. People: You get my six, I'll get yours.
4. Ideals aren't worth throwing hands for.
5. People. I'm committed to my crew, not to ideals.
6. Fairness: We share the risk, we split the take.
7. Honor. These colors mean I'm not just fighting for myself.
8. Respect. Respect is due to me because of my position, but all people regardless of station deserve to be treated with dignity.
9. Live and Let Live: Hey, I'm not here to kink shame.
10. Power. If you stay out of the way and put in the time, you can do anything.
11. Free Thinking. If you don't take it apart to learn what it does, how are we ever gonna improve it?
12. Aspiration: These kinds of subscription numbers don't happen by accident.
13. Fairness. I never target people who can't afford to lose a few creds.
14. Independence. When people follow orders blindly they embrace a kind of tyranny.

Corpo

1. Belief. I believe that any problem that cant be solved with money, can be solved with violence.
2. Faith. The system works! If I do my job and work hard I'll eventually be promoted and one day I'll be running things!
3. Tradition. The tenets of free market capitalism are sacrosanct.
4. Power. One day, I'll be looking down on it all from the Bezosphere.
5. Power. I keep looking at the big chair. Someday I'll be sitting in it.
6. Aspiration. I'm determined to make something of myself.
7. Corporation. My brand, franchise and market share are all that matter.
8. Greed: Mine.
9. Change. The directors and execs have a plan, we all gotta work to make sure those plans come to fruition.
10. Master. They call it a corporate ladder for a reason.
11. Respect. A boss has gotta earn their crew's respect, and the crew's gotta respect their boss.
12. Power: Strength isn't a gun or a title, it's knowing all the email passwords.
13. Logic: It's just business.
14. Noblesse Oblige. A boss has to take care of their employees.
15. Community. We're all doing our part, are you?
16. Might: One day I'll be strong enough to smash straight through that glass ceiling.
17. Might. A steely grip is all I need to lead.
18. Responsibility. You buy yourself a product and you get what you pay for.
19. Might. In life as in war, the stronger force wins.

Any (Or at least, to more than one)

1. Aspiration. I seek to emulate the actions of the great ancient action heroes! Deckard! Neo! Kusanagi!
2. Charity. I pay it forward, as everyone should.
3. Creativity. There's a sucker born every minute.
4. Responsibility: If the rules are fair, I'll play the game
5. Aspiration: I'll start my own megacity, with blackjack, and hookers!
6. Self-improvement. I'm in it for the gains.
7. Glory. I'm gonna get a drink named after me.
8. Change. Flow like water, don't freeze like ice.
9. Family. Bros before Hoes. / Chicks before Dicks.
10. Independence: I've cut the apron string, the credit cards, and everything else keeping me from proving myself
11. Logic. The world's full of sex monsters and the food is stuffed with drugs--try to keep a clear head.
12. People: Squad Goals for life
13. Greed. I'm only in it for the money.
14. Fame. If we're rolling up guns blazing, then we may as well live stream it.
15. Destiny. Fuck all ya'll, I know I'm special.
16. Sincerity: The only OC I need is Me
17. Fairness. The laws have to be for everyone, or they're for no one.
18. Respect: If we all live in a hell hole, why make it worse?
19. Honesty: Art is about truth, not just your favorite licensed characters fucking.
20. People. The joy of performing is all in how hype the crowd gets.
21. Greed: I don't care about the product, just the payout.
22. Tradition: The Great Wiki must stay updated
23. People. The only folks worth fighting for are those who have your back, the rest of the world can burn for all I care.
24. Knowledge. Being smarter makes me gooder at brain stuff.
25. Friendship. Material goods come and go. Bonds of friendship last forever.
26. Aspiration. I'm going to prove that I'm worthy of a better life.
27. Beauty. What is beautiful points us beyond itself toward what is true.
28. Self-Knowledge. If you know yourself, there's nothing left to know.
29. Generosity. My talents were given to me so that I could use them to benefit the world.
30. Beauty. When I perform, I make the world better than it was.

Bonds

1. This is my turf, and I'll defend it with my life.
2. My first ride will always be my pride.
3. I've spent all of my time maintaining a wiki like it was my own child
4. I'm loyal to the paycheck first, everything else second.
5. I've taken a few wrong roads in my life. Now that I've upgraded/improved myself, I can take those wrong paths without worry.
6. I hold myself to the standard of my favourite celebrity, and try to reach their level.
7. My stint in the micro-sentencing tank let me focus on who I gotta bring down.
8. My best friend sold out my crew to corpo-cops, I want them dead.
9. I hold some high-class info that can't fall into the wrong hands.
10. Over time, I have accumulated several dozen petabytes of ultra-specific fetish porn.
11. I owe it all to my teacher - who's hopefully slumped in a back alley full of lead.
12. I'll do anything for the crew in the old gang.
13. Those Corpo bastards took away my business, I will gladly repay the favor.
14. Things were getting hot back home, so I'm laying low wherever I can.
15. These hips were made for breedin', and that's just what they'll do.
16. It is my duty to protect my underlings.
17. My cut was taken from me, and I will take it back from them.
18. Legends speak of an ancient gif lost in a bunker that is unbelievably funny. I must have it.
19. I owe my life to an ordinator who watched out for me after I graduated from corpo-school
20. My workplace is sacrosanct, and I'd do anything for my coworkers
21. I was given a USB that contains the last Pepe. It must never fall into the wrong hands
22. After we graduated, the guys I grew up with got scattered all over. Someday we'll find each other again.
23. An exec beat the shit out of me while his bodyguards held me down, never again, not to me, not to anyone.
24. The guys who took me in after graduating taught me so much about how to survive in the real world, I can never repay them.
25. One day I will draw or sculpt the perfect tiddy. Then the forum that banned me will have to take me back.
26. I would overcome anything if it meant likes from my circle.
27. The alliance between the gang that took me in and another gang has to be upheld no matter what
28. My loyalty to my fandom is psychotic.
29. If a corpo threatens to shut down my favourite coffee shop, I will riot
30. I am the last of my Battle Royale clan, and I will ensure their handles enter legend.
31. I hacked into the upcoming movie list, it's nothing but reboots and remakes
32. I volunteer at the auction houses of relic collectors.
33. I'll never forget the crushing loss my basketball team faced, and the corpo sponsored team who dealt it.
34. I actively seek out fresh graduates to keep others from going through what I had to when I first arrived in the megacity.
35. Nothing is more important than the other members of my circle.
36. I am in love with the forum moderator of a rival shipping site.
37. I'm currently ERPing with a high standing executive.
38. Locals look to me when shit starts hitting the fan.
39. I'm on a real name basis with everyone that can access my sense-tank sub-realm, and am very aware of their personal kinks.
40. I will get even with those fuckers who kink shamed my horny-on-main stream.
41. Everything I do is for my local burger joint.
42. Somewhere out there I have several dozen children who don't know me. I'm making the world better while avoiding their mother.
43. That promotion was MINE before the bastard who stole it from me came along! I'll get even, you wait and see.
44. I fleeced the wrong person and must work to ensure that this individual never crosses paths with me or those I care about.
45. A powerful person killed someone I love. Someday soon, I'll have my revenge.
46. I swindled and ruined a person who didn't deserve it. I seek to atone for my misdeeds but might never be able to forgive myself.
47. I'm trying to pay off an old debt I owe to a generous benefactor.
48. My ill-gotten gains go to support my family.
49. Something important was taken from me, and I aim to steal it back.
50. I will become the greatest thief that ever lived.
51. I'm guilty of a terrible crime. I hope I can redeem myself for it.
52. My instrument is my most treasured possession, and it reminds me of someone I love.
53. Someone stole my precious instrument, and someday I'll get it back.
54. I want to be famous, whatever it takes.
55. I idolize a hero of the old tales and measure my deeds against that person's.
56. I will do anything to prove myself superior to my hated rival.
57. I worked the land, I love the land, and I will protect the land.
58. My tools are symbols of my past life, and I carry them so that I will never forget my roots.
59. I protect those who cannot protect themselves.
60. I wish my childhood sweetheart had come with me to pursue my destiny.
61. The workshop where I learned my trade is the most important place in the world to me.
62. I created a great work for someone, and then found them unworthy to receive it. I'm still looking for someone worthy.
63. I pursue wealth to secure someone's love.
64. Nothing is more important than the other members of my hermitage, order, or association.
65. I'm still seeking the enlightenment I pursued in my seclusion, and it still eludes me.
66. I entered seclusion because I loved someone I could not have.
67. Should my discovery come to light, it could bring ruin to the world.
68. I will bring terrible wrath down on the evildoers who destroyed my homeland.
69. I've been searching my whole life for the answer to a certain question.
70. I sold my soul for knowledge. I hope to do great deeds and win it back.
71. The ship is most important--crewmates and captains come and go.
72. In a harbour town, I have a paramour whose eyes nearly stole me from the sea.
73. I would lay down my life for the people I served with.
74. Someone saved my life on the battlefield. To this day, I will never leave a friend behind.
75. My honour is my life.
76. Those who fight beside me are those worth dying for.
77. I fight for those who cannot fight for themselves.
78. I owe my survival to another urchin who taught me to live on the streets.
79. I owe a debt I can never repay to the person who took pity on me.
80. I escaped my life of poverty by robbing an important person, and I'm wanted for it.
81. No one else is going to have to endure the hardships I've been through.

Flaws

1. If the leader of my technocult says something, it must be true.
2. If you share a waifu and/or husbando with me, you are immediately more trustworthy than almost anyone else I know.
3. I once satirized an executive who still wants my head. It was a mistake that I will likely repeat.
4. I really pissed off the CEO of my home spire and now they're gunning for me.
5. Secretly, I believe I'd make a better CEO than any of the current lot.
6. I'd rather be getting my cheeks clapped.
7. I would kill if it meant escaping the rat race.
8. I frequent a sense-tank sub-realm that - if my social circle found out - would ridicule me endlessly.
9. I'm afraid the cumulative hangover of the last few years of endless drink and drugs is going to kill me.
10. Most people scream and run when they see a kaiju. I stop and take notes on its anatomy.
11. If I see a dumpster outside a cyberdoc, a tech chip store or a donut shop, I'm diving in.
12. I am incredibly pedantic, over the littlest shit.
13. My colleagues call it Kleptomania. I call it wealth redistribution.
14. I've never been wrong. About anything. Ever. Don't look at my browser history.
15. Once I pick a dick I am on it for the rest of my life, literally.
16. I can't resist a massive bulge.
17. I spend way too much money for good sex way too often.
18. I'll happily lose an arm or leg for some extra creds. That's what augments are for.
19. I'd sell out a few friends for a few creds.
20. The enemy can't predict what I'm gonna do if I can't either.
21. I'm not a good poker player.
22. I believe all publicity is good publicity.
23. I slept with one CEO and now I'm a running fugitive.
24. I whale on gacha games for jpegs of my waifu.
25. I'm always right, fuck you!
26. I'd sell my own mother for a box of vintage manga.
27. I reached Tungsten rank in my favorite MOBA, so I'm basically a god.
28. I may be dumb, and everyone suffers for it.
29. If an answer is too easy, it has to be wrong.
30. This chip in my head tells me to behave. I want it out.
31. My bratty mouth and cocksure attitude is a bad combo.
32. 500,000 credits in my account and I spent it all on designer sex toys.
33. Boy, I sure do love throwing stones from inside this glass house of mine!
34. What did you say? Hello? Why did I hear, 'Fuck You'?
35. I judge others harshly, and myself even more severely.
36. I am inflexible in my thinking.
37. I am suspicious of strangers and suspect the worst of them.
38. I'm convinced that no one could ever fool me in the way I fool others.
39. I can't resist swindling people who are more powerful than me.
40. I hate to admit it and will hate myself for it, but I'll run and preserve my own hide if the going gets tough.
41. When I see something valuable, I can't think about anything but how to steal it.
42. I leg it when things go wocky.
43. An innocent person is in prison for a crime that I committed. I'm okay with that.
44. I'm a sucker for a pretty face.
45. Despite my best efforts, I am unreliable to my friends.
46. I'm convinced of the significance of my destiny, and blind to my shortcomings and the risk of failure.
47. The people who knew me when I was young know my shameful secret, so I can never go home again.
48. I have trouble trusting in my allies.
49. I'm quick to assume that someone is trying to cheat me.
50. No one must ever learn that I once stole money from guild coffers.
51. I'm never satisfied with what I have--I always want more.
52. I'm horribly jealous of anyone who outshines my handiwork. Everywhere I go, I'm surrounded by rivals.
53. Now that I've returned to the world, I enjoy its delights a little too much.
54. I harbour dark bloodthirsty thoughts that my isolation failed to quell.
55. I am dogmatic in my thoughts and philosophy.
56. I like keeping secrets and won't share them with anyone.
57. I have an insatiable desire for carnal pleasures.
58. In fact, the world does revolve around me.
59. There's no room for caution in a life lived to the fullest.
60. I remember every insult I've received and nurse a silent resentment toward anyone who's ever wronged me.
61. I am slow to trust members of other races
62. Violence is my answer to almost any challenge.
63. Don't expect me to save those who can't save themselves. It is nature's way that the strong thrive and the weak perish.
64. I am easily distracted by the promise of information.
65. Unlocking an ancient mystery is worth the price of a civilization.
66. I speak without really thinking through my words, invariably insulting others.
67. I can't keep a secret to save my life, or anyone else's.
68. I'll say anything to avoid having to do extra work.
69. Once someone questions my courage, I never back down no matter how dangerous the situation.
70. Once I start drinking, it's hard for me to stop.
71. The monstrous enemy we faced in battle still leaves me quivering with fear.
72. I have little respect for anyone who is not a proven warrior.
73. I made a terrible mistake in battle that cost many lives--and I would do anything to keep that mistake secret.
74. My hatred of my enemies is blind and unreasoning.
75. If I'm outnumbered, I always run away from a fight.
76. I will never fully trust anyone other than myself.
77. I'd rather kill someone in their sleep than fight fair.
78. It's not stealing if I need it more than someone else.
79. People who don't take care of themselves get what they deserve.

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